Feeling Afraid As If Something Terrible Is Going to Happen

Performances Begin June, 2026

BY MARCELO DOS SANTOS
LOCATION MEAD THEATRE
DIRECTED BY MATTHEW XIA

After years of swiping, a permanently single, professionally neurotic stand-up finally meets Mr. Right – and then does everything wrong. Strap in for a delightfully dark journey through self-awareness and self-sabotage as he decides whether love is worth the price of a killer punchline. This darkly comedic one-man show delves into the anxieties of modern life with razor-sharp wit, tackling everything from the fear of intimacy to the terror of vulnerability. 

The Artists

PLAYWRIGHT

Marcelo Dos Santos

DIRECTOR

Matthew Xia