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A new show about postcards and hair pins and a certificate from Harry Ramsden’s in Blackpool. About how long it takes to stop noticing where you are. About the compromise of a full life and the burden of a full heart and how it’s impossible to know where looking back will lead. About the task of being who we are without denying who we’ve been. About the importance of regret and the possibility of hope and the delusional idea of starting again. About all the books I’ve never read and all the jam I’ve ever eaten and the bags of torn tickets and the drawers of empty pens and the inevitable sadness of ever holding on to anything.   

About, in short, the stuff in my house and the thoughts in my head


Monologist extraordinaire—unconditionally engaged 
and engaging.

The New York Times

Unruly…clever…hilariously dry

The Washington Post

brutally funny


A brilliant theatrical tour de force

DC Theatre Scene

A rare opportunity to see this talented artist and sample his idiosyncratic brand of humor.

DC Metro Theater Arts

The Artists

Production Team

Daniel Kitson
Writer and PerformerDaniel Kitson